I wrote earlier this week about the dearth of news during this time of year.

Looking through news services this morning I found so many examples of questionable news stories. Here are a sample of headlines that are treated as news today. I refuse to provide links to help drive traffic to these questionable tales.

I had two penises and used both for sex — women were addicted

My butt is so big it breaks toilet seats — people are still jealous

I got cheap ‘mom makeover’ surgery in Turkey and it ruined my body

Tom Kaulitz grabs handfuls of wife Heidi Klum’s butt

Rich parents spend millions on private jets for visiting day at summer camps

These examples of news speaks volumes on what is wrong with web-based news services. It’s all about clicks.

Not anything I would write about or care about.

Trust me I am always on the look out for pertinent news stories. It seems this time of year, those stories are few and far between.

Enjoy your weekend and keep cool.