The runaway princess bride is cover for Prince Andrew

I’m just going to say it.

I believe Prince Harry and Meghan Markle fleeing the palace is a fairy tale to take the media heat off of Prince Andrew.

Understanding of course that Markle, who grew up in the Compton area of South Central LA which could not be further from Buckingham Palace or Hollywood for that matter, could feel that all these protocols are daunting. However the timing seems a bit odd.

I merely look at the press results since the princess bride took flight with the prince in tow. No mention of what Andrew is up to or if the authorities are looking into his relationships with Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein.

No the royal reporters and US media are focused on Harry and Meghan and their whereabouts in the colonies. The only Epstein stories appearing in the US is how the feds in a lower Manhattan lockup really became the Keystone Kops.

I wrote earlier how I believe Queen Elizabeth will skip over Prince Charles and give the crown to Prince William to save the monarchy from further pedo embarrassment. Don’t forget Charles’ best bud was “Sir” Jimmy Savile.

I’m not sure how much longer this “Where in the world are Harry and Meghan” can play out in the media? But surely this palace high jinks will run its course.

I wonder how Prince Phillip is doing these days?